Laurell K. Hamilton - Swallowing Darkness
Series: Merry Gentry Book 7
Genre: horror, fantasy, fairies
Pages: 365
Score: 2/5
This review contains sarcasm, spoilers and some mildly bad language.Blurb: Merry Gentry is not your average private investigator. Half human, half faerie, she's caught in a struggle that threatens not only her life, but the lives of those she desires and holds dear. Her very existence and her rightful place on the throne of Faerie have long depended on her ability to produce an heir - and now, after many failed attempts, the services of her royal guards have found her pregnant...
It is a triumphant moment, but revelation follows revelation: for Merry carries two babies, and she knows thay they have more than one father...And of course, there are those of her own flesh and blood who want Merry dead, but she is a fighter and wields a wild magic. And this is her world, where the magical and the mortal intertwine, where folklore, fantasy and erotically charged adventure collide...First line: Hospitals are where people go to be saved, but the doctors can only patch you up, put you back together.
Do you ever read a series just for the sake of it? You no longer get much enjoyment from it but you pick up the new book none the less? This is what I do with LKH's books. I used to enjoy them, both the Merry Gentry's and the Anita Blake's, now I don't eagerly await the next book. I'm usually not even aware that there is a new book until the library gets it in many months later. So why do I keep reading? Because, sometimes, there is a small glimmer of hope that the storyline going to back to it's former glory.
I love fairies. I love politics. These books used merge the two together, complete with ridiculous amounts of sex (that part I can take or leave). I find the world that LKH has created in these books utterly fascinating and I think that's why I keep reading them. The Seelie and Unseelie courts are both fraught with danger for the part sidhe (pronounced 'shee', for those not up to speed with their Gaelic folklore), part brownie, part human Merry. Both sides wanted to see her dead in her youth because she has the audacity to be mortal (though the way the series goes, I think she'll discover she's nearly immortal before long), now part of the Unseelie want her dead because she's pregnant with twins, meaning she'll claim the Unseelie throne ahead of her cousin Cel. Meanwhile, the Seelie court want her dead because, well, they just do. I think. It all gets a bit confused in my mind.
Throughout the previous books, Merry has had lots of sex with her faerie guards. In order to be Queen, her Aunt Andais, the current queen of Unseelie, stipulated that she must get pregnant before her cousin gets a female pregnant. Whoever impregnates her, according to faerie tradition, will then become her husband and king. With me so far? It's taken 6 books for her to become with child, so that's an awful lot of sex with very little plot. It helps that Merry is descended from 267335757 fertility goddesses (I forget the actual number) and so really, really likes it. I'm making this out to be faerie porn, aren't I? Well in the last few books it was. She'd have anything, from sidhe to goblins to the king of the sluagh. I skipped those parts and read the plot bits and finished the books within a few hours. It wasn't quite so bad in number 7 though, the plot did progress and the shagging was a relatively small proportion of the story.
Due to the fact that Merry stated in an earlier book that she would probably get bored having sex with only one person (or faerie or goblin or sluagh), plus she really couldn't choose between the men in her guard, LKH had to come up with a plot device to ensure that our wee Merry wouldn't have to be monogamous. So the two babes she is carrying have six fathers between them (nope, I'm not sure of the scientific accuracy of the genetics either). Which'll make some interesting looking bairns considering the appearance of the seven of them put together. It also means she'll have six kings and six willies to play with. Plus some tentacles. And a dog.
As Merry is a regular Mary Sue-type character, she's also started channelling a goddess, has super-duper powerful magic, is gorgeous and is going to save faerie single-handedly. Maybe.
And don't get me started in the horrible euphemisms of the titles.
Would I recommend it?: Erm, no.
Other books I have read by this author: Shamefully, all of them.
Will I read another in the series: Yes, probably. I feel dirty.
Now reading: I'm still on
Dissolution, have gave up on Harry Potter and started
The Blue Girl by Charles deLint instead.